my personal favorite:

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The Muffin Man Aug 2nd, 2002 4:37
Oh, I see. You must specify which statement of mine you are reffering to next time. Otherwise you look like an idiot. But yeah........

STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME.

Muff
m0m0
/me sticks out his long tongue
[ladies, take notice}"

you were 13? haha. Lots of gems in that post list.