Apr 23rd 2012, 18:07:24
We over at imag enjoy some good whiskey while killing netters, wall or cuddle with our sheep. Sadly we feel that the alcohol industry is looking past the interests, neither providing any products that bring our thoughts to that special type of smell of sweat which orginates from spamming attacks, nor any that bears resemblance to the sweetness of warm fur on your tongue.
Introducing: SHEEP DIP!
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Sheep Dip is the embodiment of awesomeness. It has been concocted in the New Zeelandish highlands under close cooperation by our very own Scode, Eternal President of Imaginary Number. He has made sure that this will be one of the top quality brands of whiskey made, and he also promsises that there is no likelyhood whatsoever that it contains any amount of his semen!
Samples has been sent to notable leaders of EE allianses. It has been a huge success, as it has been approved as the national drink of ALL alliances that's worth giving a crappers about. Should they tell you otherwise, they're a bunch of filthy lying netters.
Would you like a bottle? The production is limited to 100 bottles. They will be awarded to the first people to reach a meager 10 years imaginary awesomeness as members in imag. Ensure that you get to dip into the sheep too (in 10 years)! Join imag today!
(Disclaimer, the Sheep Dip plan will only be in effect while stocks last. Stocks may also be drained by imag leadership)
Introducing: SHEEP DIP!
http://peakperspective.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sheep-dip-photo.jpg
Sheep Dip is the embodiment of awesomeness. It has been concocted in the New Zeelandish highlands under close cooperation by our very own Scode, Eternal President of Imaginary Number. He has made sure that this will be one of the top quality brands of whiskey made, and he also promsises that there is no likelyhood whatsoever that it contains any amount of his semen!
Samples has been sent to notable leaders of EE allianses. It has been a huge success, as it has been approved as the national drink of ALL alliances that's worth giving a crappers about. Should they tell you otherwise, they're a bunch of filthy lying netters.
Would you like a bottle? The production is limited to 100 bottles. They will be awarded to the first people to reach a meager 10 years imaginary awesomeness as members in imag. Ensure that you get to dip into the sheep too (in 10 years)! Join imag today!
(Disclaimer, the Sheep Dip plan will only be in effect while stocks last. Stocks may also be drained by imag leadership)
Edited By: Sifos on Apr 23rd 2012, 18:26:19. Reason: Sheep Dip clearity!
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The only way to be certain your allies will not betray you is to kill them all!
If you're important enough to contact me, you will know how to contact me.
Self appointed emperor of the Order of Bunnies.
The only way to be certain your allies will not betray you is to kill them all!