Punxsutawney Phil? might have to wait for him to serve his term in Ohio. think they have an indictment(sp?) out for him for fraud and terrorism.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/...ted-over-spring-forecast/

oops, guess i missed the part about seeking the death sentence. you'll have to wait until he dies of old age due to the appeals process before you can eat him. least it'll be fat free meat.