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that's what she said

nd I'm just effing with you bud.

HOw do I turn you off hahaha...

just kidding.

Pheebie, I have made mistakes in the past, and delt with the consequences...did that last set in fact...ask monsters haha.

On the flip side, I have made an emotional decision as well. It's a game...I have no ill will towards anyone. we can move on...BD will continue peeing on everything in site...I will continue making brownies...your continued to be welcome at any big top even we have, nothing changes in that regard.

Also...ALL gender references were aimed at Big Dog, I know your a she :-)

Was going to stay out of it, but here we go.

Here are the facts:

SOL Triple Tap

9/17/2025 18:37:15 dads last dance (#121) SOL Big Dogs Red Rocket (#113) xCWGx SS 257 Acres / + 270 Acres
9/17/2025 18:37:08 dads last dance (#121) SOL Big Dogs Red Rocket (#113) xCWGx SS 265 Acres / + 274 Acres
9/17/2025 18:37:21 dads last dance (#121) SOL Big Dogs Red Rocket (#113) xCWGx PS 374 Acres / + 395 Acres

1835 Acres

At minimum, anyone would have taken 3 hits back if not 6. But, we have had a long standing relationship with SOL, so he took...2

9/19/2025 11:09:54 Big Dogs Red Rocket (#113) xCWGx dads last dance (#121) SOL PS 1134 Acres / + 348 Acres
9/19/2025 11:08:44 Big Dogs Red Rocket (#113) xCWGx dads last dance (#121) SOL SS 810 Acres / + 248 Acres


2540 Acres.

Big dog stopped hitting after the second hit as he got his land back. 700 acre difference in CWG Favor.


Apparently....that got SOL a little butt hurt as we got extra land. Im guessing the amicable solution would have been to only do SS on the second attack, but there is no way to exactly calculate land and what's gotten back.

So because of Said Butt Hurtedness...

9/21/2025 10:29:58 dads last dance (#121) SOL Big Dogs Red Rocket (#113) xCWGx SS 801 Acres / + 382 Acres
9/21/2025 10:29:52 dads last dance (#121) SOL Big Dogs Red Rocket (#113) xCWGx SS 767 Acres / + 421 Acres

If he had done a second SS, he may have gotten an additional 500 to 700 acres, which would have put him down a few hundred acres, not to mention the amount of resources needed to rebuild said acreage. So, CWG Came out ahead, got the land and and a little more, which, looking at it now, I feel compensates BD for the land and lost resources for what was SOL's mistake and a lot less if we had done a 1:1 retal on the three hits.

So who is wrong and who is right is depends on your perspective. SOL will typically feel wronged if they are on the short end. CWG feels that it was compensated fairly for the lost land and resources.

Regardless its a moot point as SOL is finishing out their illustrious career but taking on the server. Both countries have been killed in the war.

Good luck to all sides..

Darkangel CWG
RIngmaster

We all have our opinions, no matter how wrong they may be,

Confirmed

Hahaha...It got moved. Someone doesnt appreciate clown humor.

***Breathing heavy***

Anyone seen a 3'11 midgett in biker chaps holding KY? We need to finish...our conversation

If you see him, let me know

***Runs out***

Cleaning up after you so much, I’m thinking of listing ‘BigDog’s personal waste management technician’ on my résumé

Thanks, Resolved.

Jackal, our website is up and active if you want to apply

Need a contact

Thanks,
DA

Update...REd alert over, Betsy was returned safe and sound. Weird, she was a little used and had the letter DROW carved in it....so weird.

IM not selling anything, Im offering to pay to give it away. Clowns with Guns has a 4 legged mutt running around dragging is nasty, flea infested rear end on all of our new carpet.

Pro's: He is a leg humper, he loved peanut butter, makes a mean....brownie.

Cons: Eats a lot...and I mean a lot of Asparagus, eggs and laxatives.

Not naming names, just saying we have one we are willing to pay for pickup.

Sorry, you're on your own.

be careful, you wouldn't be the first cat he has gotten pregnant

*Arf*

On those that took Betsy...

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


JUSTICE FOR BETSY!

BAD DOG!! Wait..who's lawn?

***Walkes up to the Podium***

Meaning...were open for some Pacts.

***Looks at Jewler and nods***

YOu can contact me at ICQ 1544...*Jelwer Coughs and shakes his head*** Ok, fine....My MSN mess..***Jelwer Coughs again*** Ok..Yahoo messenger is...Hang on

*What jewler?!!! Oh...that's not a thing anymore either? Well...umm...ok.**

Sorry...I seem to be a little outdated on the communication process of this place. Fine, Discord server is https://discord.gg/HccMWdyA

Me or jewler can set discuss

*LEaves mumbling*

Get off my lawn

Used to be a fellow around these parts Named Monkey Boi (Aka Ray Munson) anyone know what happened to him? i need some comfirmation.

Thank you!

Good, whatever time of day it is for all of you Earth freaks out there. I was spending some good ol fashion quality time with my sheep betsy a few months ago and just happened to look over and saw my pie cannon 7212 sitting in the corner. I regretfully pulled myself away from good ol betsy and walked over to it...and realized this thing has so much rust and damage to it. I was ashamed, that after all this time I was not taking care of it. I walked over to my closet and noticed by size 62 shoes (Yes, Im over compensating) just sitting there...in the closet. I look in the mirror and noticed my Red nose was just not as red as it usually is. Ill be damned if I didn't start missing this place just a little. So....I get this email from this person name Darkmom...no wait...Darkmaker...no....that's not it...Darkmere!! Yes..That was it. I get this email from this person stating HEY...all you former SOL people come back as it is 2025. I figure why the hell not!. Join up, all exciting and been here for a few sets.

Movoing forward, again, alone...in my room...with my sheep betsy...eating some special brownies that we clowns love to make...and I was like..hmmmmm. I wonder if there are any old clowns out there that would enjoy a one set revival. Low and Behold...there are some clowns out there, with rust on their cannons, missing ol betsy as well.

That all being said. Once this current set concludes...Clowns with Guns will return and Tag next set. I will be point of contact and as the set comes closer to an end I will reach out and try and see if I can splat a few of you guys in the face while asking for some pacts/alliances. RIght now the plan is just one set revival in respect to it being 2025...But we will see how it goes.

Cheers to all of you, and I look forward to splitting some faces with some cream Pies next set.


Darkangel
Ringmaster CWG

Had to throw the hat in.

http://cwg.ghqnet.com/

She was feeling neglected...then I came back. Now I think she just needs rest..but she wondered off. :-)

Anyone seen Betsy? She has wondered out of my tent. Im really concerned.