I have some questions. Actual experience as a bouncer in a honky-tonk is a plus.

Neither Dibs, nor any of his alter egos, pseudonyms, or the voices that tell him what to do count as actual philosophers.

What qualifications are you looking for in someone before you consider them a philosopher? :D

Link is kind of like the dude from big lebowski!

i don't have time to deal with your questions anyway. i'm pondering whether or not my ancestors were persecuted by the one true jewish god, and whether or not i should form a secret organization that is entitled to take revenge. i was thinking about calling it the Massad.

i did get bounced from a honky-tonk or two. um, ahh, just watch Road House. it'll answer all your questions.

I've smoked a lot of pot, ask me your questions.

I too have been enlightened by the herbage..Ask and the answers will appear.

and there was also that movie about John Travolta getting kicked out of Gilley's.

hehe. i spent 7 years in Houston. i don't nothing about honky tonks.

You should know that true philosophers don't answer questions, we elaborate mind blowing "answers" in the form of questions.

Just go to the nearest McDonalds and ask for the manager.

Heh.

how does the positrac on a plymouth work? it just does

Lisa Vito: Because there is no way that these tire marks were made by a 1964 Buick Skylark convertible. These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

D.A. Jim Trotter: Objection, Your Honor! Can we clarify to the court whether the witness is stating opinion or fact?

Judge Chamberlain Haller: [to Lisa] This is your opinion, or is it a fact?

Lisa Vito: It's a fact!

Vinny Gambini: I find it hard to believe that this kind of information could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture!

Lisa Vito: Would you like me to explain?

Vinny Gambini: I would love to hear this!

Judge Chamberlain Haller: So would I.

Lisa Vito: The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!

Vinny Gambini: And why not? What is positraction?

Lisa Vito: It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing. [the jury members nod, with murmurs of "yes," "that's right," etc]

Vinny Gambini: Is that it?

Lisa Vito: No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

I didn't star in Roadhouse or stay in a Holliday Inn last night.

Out

LMAO.. excellent

the dude abides

I'm an amateur math philosopher.

I'm sort of an amatuer, when it comes to theology, in regards to,

sociology, antrhopology, literary criticism, and some philosophy, and how these things interaction with human beings and spirituality.

Though I do admittedly come from more of a Post-Evolitionary, Christian-centric approach.

i love that movie arch lol

If you have a question regarding ethics in bouncing, I can throw a few opinions out?

nimrod bounces in strip clubs in Oklahoma.