Welcome to the Pierre Show!!!

hoping to play the "Pierre Mcguire Drinking game" during boxing day.

DRINK ONE GULP OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE USES ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
* Dion Phaneuf
* Mike Richards
* Carey Price
* Jonathen Toews
* Monster
* Whaaamo!
* El- Kabong
* Real Deal
* Puck Poise
* Big Body Presence
* Active Stick
* Calls a Player "Special" or " a fine young man"
* Wow!
* Tenacity

DRINK TWO GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:

* Giggles at any point during the game(this just made me burst out ****ing laughing for no reason.)
* Pronounces a European club team using European Pronounciation
* Mentions people he met in Europe
* Says " Team 'X' Scouting staff did a great job finding this player"
* Says Something extremeley gay (EX. Big Stick...SHOWERS....player with shirt off)
* Goes nuts when a team, has two many men
* WJC host city is "Beautiful" or "Filled with great people"
* If a stick breaks and Pierre rambles on about one-piece sticks
* Says welcome to the Show (Ex. Welcome to the Crosby Show)
* Cuts off Gord Miller (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game)
* If pierre says "Time and Space"
* If Pierre goes on about a players Junior Career
* If Pierre says "Its Hammer Time"
* Says "Sheer Larcany"

HAVE 3 GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:

* Mentions a Staal brother who isn't playing
* Mentions a Sutter brother who isn't involved in the game
* Says the Game is a Classic!
* says " Team X should be so exicted about havng this guy he is gonna be great for them down the road".
* If Pierre says "Roof Daddy"
* If Pierre goes " Thats a Double Dion"
* Pierre uses his famous line "He suckin' dirty pond water"
* "x" player is oozing with hockey sense."
* drink if pierre uses 3 or more adjectives consecutively to describe a player or a team... Ie: "Size, athleticism, composure etc..." extra drinks if he uses terms such as "big body presence" that are already on the chart as said adjectives.

CHUG A BEER IF PIERRE:

* Has an Orgasm at the mic (Ex. Dustin Tokarski save WJC 2009)
* If Pierre ruins the moment aka butchers the call (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game with 5.5 seconds left.... Gord Miller: Can you Believe it!..Pierre: I can!
* Says " Thats vintage X" (Ex. Thats Vintage Jake Allen)

what is this i dont even

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Trife - You must be american?
xaos - I dont know what that means....


WJC is the tournament of all the best 16-21 year old hockey players in the world. Pierre McGuire is a TV personality for TSN (ESPN). MCGUIRE is a doofus and is either loved or hated.

This is a drinking game based off of him.

lol good one

GO CANADA GO

There is no way you can play this drinking game and not end up completely smashed during every time.

+1

It's funny because it's true.

so you like to drink while watching teen boys on the telly?

to each his own, i guess!

;)

That is an awesome sentence.

i know, what a great sentence.

mcguire is a tool and so much of this is true.

dion during this tournament (i believe it was at least and not the nhl) a few years back mcguire made the statement that dion went into the corner a boy and came out a man, having hit somebody hard and cleared the puck..

i stopped listening to the man after that.

and a point of order, yes i like the world juniors and i'm currently working on the alcoholic part, i have high hopes..

we already knew that you enjoy watching teen boys on TV while drinkin, weedypoo


;)

no, no, while drinking i strongly prefer to watch scripted teen drama's, just ask fordypoo. he knows all too well of my love for teen vampire melodramas and the such.

are you on team edward or team jacob?

edward, of course.

who wants to know why??

team edward eh?

i'm sorry i can't talk to you anymore

trife
lcn hfa
TEAM JACOB 4 EVER

werewolf fluff, go back to native america or something, pfft..

i'm assuming you're mocking me, though :P