[23:38] BattleKJ: i recall nothing about her, aside from she didnt like it and i was very drunk
[23:38] nyaasex: she didnt like it
[23:38] nyaasex: that's called rape
[23:38] BattleKJ: no
[23:39] BattleKJ: it was hurting her
[23:39] BattleKJ: lols
[23:39] BattleKJ: no pain no gain imo
[23:39] nyaasex: wait... what were you using to have sex with her?
[23:39] nyaasex: you know you're meant to use your penis, right?
[23:39] BattleKJ: jajaja
[23:39] BattleKJ: yes
[23:40] BattleKJ: i was well practiced in uni

the brits have a pretty tarded sense of humor

its very dry, but much bettr than America's

You're well practiced in uni? As in the unicorn tecnique? You know thats not a move for straight men.....

having never seen the australian version of Wilfred to compare, americans and their sense of humour leave VERY little to be desired

joking aside, i've been in his position.. sometimes you're too big and she's too small. welcome to anatomy?

or sometimes, no matter how hard to try to push it into the urethra, it just wont yield . . .

proper hole?

kekeke

+bonus

see thats why i just do the belly button everytime. the issue there is the lint can sometimes cause a little chaffing