How to re-touch a girl? - Earth Empires Forum

133tz

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May 30th 2012, 2:37:34

When you're the one to break up with her but you want her back and the only way to get her back is to do something which will burst her into tears.w

Any suggestions?

I am an EE noob.

Anonymous

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May 30th 2012, 3:26:05

Kick her in the clitoris?

hawkeyee

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May 30th 2012, 3:30:01

A few years ago my girlfriend at the time left me for her old boyfriend after he wrote a song for her and his band played it at some bar... You play guitar?

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do something u said u would never do.. or buy her something from the heart (yes its gunna come from the wallet too) like last yr for mothers day i bought my gf at the time a mothers ring with her daughters birthstone in it

Fatty

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May 30th 2012, 3:40:59

Tell her shes your air and without it you die.

Mean it and do something completely for her that shows everyone you both know and even the public that you love her and want her to forgive you.

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locket

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May 30th 2012, 3:45:27

Depends if you mean good tears or bad tears. That first suggestion should work.

Junky

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May 30th 2012, 3:54:06

Originally posted by hawkeyee:

A few years ago my girlfriend at the time left me for her old boyfriend after he wrote a song for her and his band played it at some bar... You play guitar?

was it "Scottie doesn't know"?

I Maybe Crazy... But atleast I'm crazy.

133tz

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May 30th 2012, 3:58:43

Originally posted by hawkeyee:

A few years ago my girlfriend at the time left me for her old boyfriend after he wrote a song for her and his band played it at some bar... You play guitar?

sadly no

I am an EE noob.

MilitantOrgy

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May 30th 2012, 4:44:32

Maybe quit being an a**?

TheORKINMan

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May 30th 2012, 5:02:53

You have got to be fluffting me @ this whole thread.

How about you grow a set and stop acting like a fluff taco.

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May 30th 2012, 6:18:51

Originally posted by MilitantOrgy:

Maybe quit being an a**?

+10 LOL

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May 30th 2012, 8:43:59

Originally posted by Junky:

Originally posted by hawkeyee:

A few years ago my girlfriend at the time left me for her old boyfriend after he wrote a song for her and his band played it at some bar... You play guitar?

was it "Scottie doesn't know"?

Kumander Otbol

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May 30th 2012, 8:46:42

i'll tell you how but you need to introduce me to your gf first. :p

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no reason to start slacking just because they are getting FA

fluff them....we'll steamroll them even with the FA they are getting

Dibs Ludicrous

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May 30th 2012, 10:11:25

flowers, box of chocolates, a ring and a proposal.

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ArsenalMD

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May 30th 2012, 11:44:45

Didn't know plastic dolls have the ability to cry these days?

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May 30th 2012, 11:47:02

http://www.toysrus.com/...dex.jsp?productId=4298598

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Deerhunter

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May 30th 2012, 11:49:37

Introduce me to her. I will date her, sleep with her (many times) and then treat her so badly she will be happy to be back in your arms. In 6-9 months she will be back to her old self with you.

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NukEvil

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May 30th 2012, 12:07:35

electro-shock therapy

I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

Mr Charcoal

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May 30th 2012, 12:23:38

re-touch a girl?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rz69EIGFd4

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

crest23

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May 30th 2012, 12:39:03

I think what Anonymous meant is for you to kick her in the CLI-TO-RIS!

But seriously, no. No girl is worth that much effort (needing to be brought to tears to take you back). You should be able to get her back easier than that. Word of advice though, if she once pissed you off enough to break up with her, rest assured you have a lot of days of getting pissed off ahead of you.

Edited By: crest23 on May 30th 2012, 13:21:24
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The Nigerian Nightmare.

iTarl

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May 30th 2012, 12:53:46

tell her you want a blow job, that will bring her to tears, from laughing at you or if/when she finds out you ask THIS group of people "how to re-touch her" that will deffinatley bring her to tears.

NukEvil

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May 30th 2012, 12:58:03

Originally posted by crest23:

But seriously, no. No girl is what that much effort (needing to be brought to tears to take you back). You should be able to get her back easier than that. Word of advice though, if she once pissed you off enough to break up with her, rest assured you have a lot of days of getting pissed off ahead of you.

True that. Most women are materialistic beings, with a penchant for henpecking and/or bad driving. Your best bet is just to find another one and show her off to your friends. And never let her drive your truck.

snawdog

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May 30th 2012, 13:56:48

Walk in with some rope,a rubber chicken and an axe..
Tears guaranteed.

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blid

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May 30th 2012, 14:30:11

Originally posted by crest23:

But seriously, no. No girl is worth that much effort (needing to be brought to tears to take you back). You should be able to get her back easier than that. Word of advice though, if she once pissed you off enough to break up with her, rest assured you have a lot of days of getting pissed off ahead of you.

I gotta drop a big Why on this post
Why shouldn't it need that much effort, if he really screwed it up and hurt her the first time? Why can't she be worth it... people and the happiness of being with them can be worth a lot

Originally posted by Mr. Titanium:

Watch your mouth boy, I have never been accused of cheating on any server nor deleted before you just did right there.

TheORKINMan

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May 30th 2012, 14:33:30

But I do know one thing though
*****es they come, they go
Saturday through Sunday Monday
Monday through Sunday yo

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crest23

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May 30th 2012, 15:22:48

Originally posted by blid:

Originally posted by crest23:

He dropped her, not the other way around. From the post, she screwed up and he let her go. If he felt she wasn't worth it then, I don't see how missing hitting it some more will change anything.

The Nigerian Nightmare.

crest23

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May 30th 2012, 15:23:23

Originally posted by 133tz:

When you're the one to break up with her but you want her back,...

The Nigerian Nightmare.

TheORKINMan

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May 30th 2012, 15:23:53

Based on his initial and subsequent posts I'm finding it more likely he's the screwed up one and she's normal.

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Patience

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May 30th 2012, 15:54:19

This entire thread makes me sad for the entire human race. *sigh*

And for those of you who can't help but spout crap, take it elsewhere. Good gawd, what are you - TWELVE??? Grow the eff up. Yeesh.

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

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ZEN

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May 30th 2012, 16:02:08

Um....F that.

If you are under 25 years old, don't get back with her. You will realize quickly that there was a reason you did what you did, and unfortunately you aren't mature enough to change yet.

If you are over 25 years old, leave her alone. You should know better and what is done is done. Unless you want to live the rest of your relationship life with her holding something over your head.

Man up. Go bang something else and leave the poor girl alone.

ZEN

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May 30th 2012, 16:09:53

Oh....and if it was HER fault.

Don't get back with her. The hurt rarely goes away. I was in a situation somewhat similar, but it was her who wanted me back after she had done something wrong. I attempted to forgive and forget, but in the end I resented her and cheated on her numerous times.

blid

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May 30th 2012, 16:24:34

Originally posted by crest23:

Originally posted by blid:

Originally posted by crest23:

He dropped her, not the other way around. From the post, she screwed up and he let her go. If he felt she wasn't worth it then, I don't see how missing hitting it some more will change anything.

Sounds like he didn't realize what he had with her and left her, and has now changed his mind. It might not be easy to win back someone's trust after doing that to them.

Originally posted by Mr. Titanium:

Watch your mouth boy, I have never been accused of cheating on any server nor deleted before you just did right there.

TNTroXxor

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May 30th 2012, 17:54:52

There's plenty of girls around why would you want to get back with her ?

Contrary to popular beliefs, the grass is always GREENER on the other side. There's always a girl that will 1 up to the one you have. Why limit yourself to what you already had instead of going for something you could have ?

Unless you're pushing 40 and still single then just put a knife to your neck in front of her. Works every time.

Originally posted by JJ23:

i havent been deleted since last set

Hardy

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May 30th 2012, 17:59:02

SURPRISE SEX.. or rape.. depends how you view it.

TheORKINMan

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May 30th 2012, 18:13:14

This dude's hormones are making him a retard which is why we are being so harsh on him. Patty who is nominally a man does not understand this and needs to butt out of male affairs with her coddling of his pansyness.

I refer you to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQivxKpyDIU

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martian

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May 30th 2012, 19:57:24

you see, when you say how to "touch" a girl.. I take it to mean something quite different. And it wouldn't be appropriate for me to get into how to do that on these boards.:P_

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Pride

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May 30th 2012, 20:09:06

Bring up the old "good days"

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Deerhunter

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May 30th 2012, 20:29:39

Just tell her you want some break up sex. Then after you will realize you really don't want her. Trust me. You just need to get some rocks off.

Ya, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no retals,
Cause i have the biggest, baddest, and toughest country in the valley!

Deerhunter

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May 30th 2012, 20:30:30

more than anything, i am just happy to see this is one thread where everything is not blamed on SOL.

Ya, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no retals,
Cause i have the biggest, baddest, and toughest country in the valley!

Pride

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May 30th 2012, 20:31:24

Probably true ^

I always feel awkward after sex. Like you just want her to leave :P

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hawkeyee

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May 30th 2012, 20:49:50

Originally posted by TheORKINMan:

But I do know one thing though
*****es they come, they go
Saturday through Sunday Monday
Monday through Sunday yo

And the award for best use of an Eminem lyric goes to...

*drumroll*

TheORIKINMan!!!

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Trife

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May 30th 2012, 20:50:36

Originally posted by 133tz:

When you're the one to break up with her but you want her back and the only way to get her back is to do something which will burst her into tears.w

Any suggestions?

this is what restraining orders are for

mrford

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May 30th 2012, 20:56:22

This thread is gayer than Elton John sitting front row at a Justin Beiber concert

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

hawkeyee

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May 30th 2012, 21:00:50

Originally posted by mrford:

This thread is gayer than Elton John sitting front row at a Justin Beiber concert

Justin Bieber posted some videos to YouTube and has since become a multimillionaire. He grew up in an obscure town in Ontario. Since then, he's produced countless hit songs, developed a fan base of millions, and has a smokeshow girlfriend. He didn't seek out fame, but he took advantage of it when it found him. If you need to hate something, hate the society that allows a random nobody from Stratford Ontario to become Justin Bieber almost overnight. Don't hate the kid that's handed the world on a platter for saying 'yes.'

As for Elton John, he is one of the greatest contemporary musicians of all time. He has influenced countless artists and continues to do so. He's been knighted for heaven's sake.

Edited By: qzjul on May 30th 2012, 21:18:03
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mrford

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May 30th 2012, 21:03:44

I take that back

This thread is gayer than hawkeyee

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

hawkeyee

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May 30th 2012, 21:06:30

Originally posted by mrford:

I take that back

This thread is gayer than hawkeyee

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NukEvil

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May 30th 2012, 21:17:24

If getting a different girl is not an option for you, I suggest going into single-player mode.

archaic

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May 30th 2012, 22:59:44

Self Immolation?

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martian

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May 30th 2012, 23:04:24

@patience.. I'm not gonna give real dating advice here:P

Also I would argue there's the answer women say they want, and the answer women actually want. I don't know why that is.. but it just seems to be like that generally. My gf just gives me a confused look when I ask though lol.

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Dibs Ludicrous

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May 30th 2012, 23:07:27

they just want men to spend the time trying to figure out what they want so that the men won't have time to think about sex.

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